Yeah, it’s Halloween and that means that there are going to be a “Top Lists” out there. As I sit here, quite honestly rather bored to death, I decided I would add to the plethora of posts you will see. These are some of the cutest or funniest Halloween photos I have seen. I hope they bring a wicked smile to your face!
1. I’m Here for the Boos! ??
2. My broomstick runs on wine!
3. I trick or treat like a grownup!
4. What’s a holiday if their aren’t crafts to be made?
5. Whoever invented fun size? It’s not fun at that size!
6. Who wouldn’t want to sip some witch’s brew out of these cups?
7. A little Halloween sexting never hurts!
8. It’s not truly Halloween unless you are wearing a couples costume with loved one!
9.Shaken not stirred
10. Some really bad Halloween jokes to make you smile.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them
Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? A: Spelling
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? A: When you are a mouse
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A plumpkin
Q: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes? A: Count Spatula
Q: What happens when a vampire attacks a snowman? A: Frostbite
Q: How does a witch keep her hair up? A: Scarespray
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A: ShamBOO
Q: Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine? A: Because he was having a coffin fit
Q: Why did VanHelsing kill a friendly vampire? A: It was a miss-stake
and finally…..
Q: What do you get if you leave a corpse on a sunbed? A: A skele-tan.
😆 😈 😛 😀
~Sláinte!
